Penis Bachelorette Tiaras
The only idea more central to bachelorette party fun than bachelorette tiaras are penises, so why not bring them together? Penis bachelorette tiaras are the perfect party favor and decoration for your girls' night out. Play a game of Princess Penis and the winner gets the crown! This page of bachelorettetiaras.com provides a comparative guide and rating score for all the best penis bachelorette tiaras be they comb or headband, veil or feather, jewel or glitter. Every penis bachelorette tiara on our site is available for a discount price at Bachelorette.com.
Pink Penis Bachelorette Tiara
Comfortable NO
Durable YES
Wearable YES
Pink Penis Bachelorette Tiara is a headband bachelorette tiara made of pink plastic with feathery puffs at the top and glittery pink penises sticking out on top. The penises bounce around and wiggle when you head bang and dance. It is one of the cuter bachelorette tiaras on the market, however the headband has teeth, which make it uncomfortable.
Penis-Through-the-Head
Comfortable YES
Durable YES
Wearable YES
Penis-through-the-Head Headband is a perfect bachelorette tiara for your girls' night out. Its headband style easily fits on top of any hairstyle, and can even function to hold your hair back! Unlike most ill-fitting novelty headband tiaras, the Penis-Through-the-Head Headband is made of smooth transparent flexible plastic with no teeth. You won't even remember you have it on!
Princess Pubic Patch Penis Tiara
Comfortable NO
Durable YES
Wearable NO
Princess Pubic Patch Penis Tiara is certainly one of the funnier looking bachelorette tiaras at Bachelorette.com, so it's a shame that we can't give it a high score. Here's our beef: It's closes with notches but is too small for even the smallest head we could find. If it didn't have pubes, we'd think it was for children. Also, it wraps around the head Pocahontas-style so it doesn't stay on well and disrupts carefully styled hair. It is a good one though, so if you could work it into a tuft of hair or a bump-it, you're golden--go for it!
Penis Antennae Headband Tiara
Comfortable NO
Durable YES
Wearable NO
Penis Antennae Headband Tiara is almost the perfect bachelorette tiara: it's a headband so there's no fear of it coming loose, it's got more than one penis, the penises are covered in glitter, the penises are attached by long bouncy springs that allow you to bop your head around in cute ways...the only thing it's missing is a reasonable headband! This tiara is so small, it's as if the penis antennae were actually made for a bug! Plus, it's got those awful black plastic teeth that dig into your skull.
Subtle Penis Bachelorette Tiara
Comfortable YES
Durable YES
Wearable YES
Subtle Penis Bachelorette Tiara is a higher quality accessory. While most other tiaras are made of plastic or thin metal, this naughty little number is made of substantial metal with multi-colored penises crowning at the tips. It would take a lot to ruin it! It also has two plastic combs in the sides to help keep it in. It stays especially well in thicker hair.
Penis Wiggle Veil Tiara
Comfortable YES
Durable YES
Wearable NO
Penis Wiggle Veil Tiara is the cutest bachelorette tiara by far! It has little tufts of white feathers and silver tinsel at the base of the wobbly penis horns. It is attached to a headband which makes for easy wearing, and the long white lace veil is super high quality! The only problem is that the penises are too heavy and make the headband slip down...it's bound to fall off on the regular once drinks are had.